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Amy Winehouse & Mark Ronson's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've missed your tender hair
And the way you like to dress
or
And I've missed your change of hair
And the way you like to dress
Original Lyrics:
And I've missed your ginger hair
And the way you like to dress
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my head I'm being a realtor
Original Lyrics:
And in my head I paint a picture
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Batteries
Original Lyrics:
Valerie
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Battery
Original Lyrics:
Valerie
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me, call on me
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me, count on me, Can't you see, Vollomy?
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me, call on me, Valerie
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me, da ba dee.
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me.
or
Count on me.
Original Lyrics:
Valerie
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress
Original Lyrics:
I miss your tender hair and the way you like to dress
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your tender head and the way you like to dance
Original Lyrics:
I miss your tender hair and the way you like to dress
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your tender lips and the way you like to dance
or
I miss your tender hips and the way you like to dance
or
I miss your tender hips and the way you like to dance
Original Lyrics:
I miss your tender hair and the way you like to dress
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Aunt Diane
Original Lyrics:
Just like they're dyin'
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Odd how lovers cry
Just like that guy here
Her cries and then
In time somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
Not how lovers cry out
Just like they're dying
Her cries hang there
In time somewhere.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save it for a used to be
Original Lyrics:
I'm the same boy I used to be
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So cool, she was hot
Dance on a summer's day.
Original Lyrics:
So cool, she was like
Jazz on a summer's day.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone standing there,
with her ants in the air
I can't help remember just where she tucks me in
So cruel, she was, I dance on a summer's day
Valerie- color me
Original Lyrics:
So wild, standing there
I can't help remember just where she touched me
So cool, she was like jazz on a summer's day
Valerie- call on me
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stare po-faced.
Original Lyrics:
There's still no face.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valerie, color me.
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valerie, corned beef.
Corned beef, Valerie
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me
Call on me, Valerie
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valerie, swallow me
Valerie swallow me.
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me
Call on me, Valerie
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you come on over by the way
Original Lyrics:
why don't you come on over Valerie
The Zutons', "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why won't you come on over, family?
Original Lyrics:
Why won't you come on over, Valerie?
The Zutons', "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why won't you come on over, the sheriff's a ni.
Original Lyrics:
Why won't you come on over, Valerie?

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