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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Up The Junction that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's been a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's with a soldier.
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a dog t***.
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter.
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
Her dad could be another.
Original Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another.
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
The evening at four fifty
I took a rather nifty
Down to an naked baiter
And thirty minutes later...
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her Honda 50.
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to an inky painter
And thirty mintues later...
Original Lyrics:
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked all through the winter
The weather bastard bitter
Original Lyrics:
I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
A little yellow porker
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We call her Annie Walker
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We didn't even rock her
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We'd better get a porter
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil came and took me
From Barton Street to boogie
Original Lyrics:
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie

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