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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Up The Junction that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's been a soldier.
Her mother's been a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's with a soldier.
Her mother's with a soldier.
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a job with Stan Lee
He said I'd come in handy
He said I'd come in handy
Original Lyrics:
I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
He said I'd come in handy
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a dog turn.
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter.
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
Her dad could be another.
Her dad could be another.
Original Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another.
If there could be another.
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
The evening at four fifty
I took a rather nifty
Down to an naked baiter
And thirty minutes later...
I took a rather nifty
Down to an naked baiter
And thirty minutes later...
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
Squeeze's, "Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her Honda 50.
I took her Honda 50.
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty.
I took her rather nifty.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the time was ready
We had to sell some jelly
Played evenings by the fire
With little kids inside her
We had to sell some jelly
Played evenings by the fire
With little kids inside her
Original Lyrics:
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
Listen very closely. It clearly sounds like Glenn Tilbrook is putting a P in front of “late”, making it sound more like “played”.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to an inky painter
And thirty mintues later...
And thirty mintues later...
Original Lyrics:
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
And thirty mintues later...
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got this job with Jamie
Original Lyrics:
I got this job with Stanley
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked all through the winter
The weather bastard bitter
The weather bastard bitter
Original Lyrics:
I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
The weather brass and bitter
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out on the windy comma
Original Lyrics:
Out on the windy common
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
A little yellow porker
A little yellow porker
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Within a year a walker.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We call her Annie Walker
We call her Annie Walker
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Within a year a walker.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We didn't even rock her
We didn't even rock her
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Within a year a walker.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We'd better get a porter
We'd better get a porter
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Within a year a walker.
Squeeze's, "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil came and took me
From Barton Street to boogie
From Barton Street to boogie
Original Lyrics:
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
From bar to street to bookie
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