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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Two Beds And A Coffee Machine that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Savage Garden's, "Two Beds And A Coffee Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the years go by so fast
Smiling portraits spin at last.
Original Lyrics:
And the years go by so fast
Silent fortress built to last.
Savage Garden's, "Two Beds And A Coffee Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another b**ch on the road
You keep moving.
Original Lyrics:
Another ditch in the road
You keep moving.

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