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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Twilight Zone that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rush's, "The Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pleather faced man steps up to greet you.
Original Lyrics:
A pleasant faced man steps up to greet you.
Golden Earring's, "The Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon you will fall in love, when the bullet hits the wall
Original Lyrics:
Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you were all alone when the bullet hit the phone.
Original Lyrics:
So you will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baseball on the borderline
Original Lyrics:
This far from the borderline
Iron Maiden's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because, I see, I take no s**t gone wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Because, you see, I can't take no shape or form.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging to get out.
Feel's like King Kong.
Original Lyrics:
This place is a madhouse.
Feel's like being cloned.
Rush's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, the boogy man sure is cross.
Original Lyrics:
Where the fourth dimension is crossed.
Manhattan Transfer's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling metal locomtion in my misty, carnal zone
Original Lyrics:
Pyramidal locomtion from the mystic, unknown zone
Most people thought they were saying: 'here in the Twilight Zone', but they were really saying: 'hearin' the twilight tone', according to the sheet music. (It's a song about jazz.)
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like Vietnam
Original Lyrics:
Feels like being cloned
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like being blown
Original Lyrics:
Feels like being cloned.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like being pwned
Original Lyrics:
Feels like being cloned.
Misheard even though I knew the song predated the term.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gaze into the house it feels like being home
My beacon's damn good like a movie star
Original Lyrics:
This is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and stars
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help I'm slippin' into the Twilight Zone
Original Lyrics:
Help I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat old bamboo from the moon and stars.
Original Lyrics:
My beacon's been moved under moon and star.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm falling down a spiral, just to mention the gnome
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's two A.M., the beer is gone.
Original Lyrics:
It's two A.M., the fear is gone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beacon can't move and the moon is dark
Original Lyrics:
My beacon's been moved under moon and star.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beacons can move like a movie star.
Original Lyrics:
My beacon's been moved under moon and star.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beagles turned blue
Original Lyrics:
My beacon's been moved
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beavers can move and their movin' stock
Original Lyrics:
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My big house bemoved on the moonlit stars
Original Lyrics:
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My big house bemoved on the moonlit stars
Original Lyrics:
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My feet just can't move
On the moon and stars.
Original Lyrics:
My beacon's been moved
Under moon and star.
Manhattan Transfer's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he resides in place trombone
In this mystic homophone.
Original Lyrics:
Now he resides and plays trombone
In the mystic unknown zone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissed off on the borderline
Original Lyrics:
This far from the borderline
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissed on from the border land
Original Lyrics:
This far from the border line
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Places in me house
Feels like being blown
Original Lyrics:
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Places in me house
Feels like being b***n.
or
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being born.
Original Lyrics:
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Places in me house
Feels like being b***n.
or
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being born.
Original Lyrics:
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you were calling home when the bullet hits the phone.
Original Lyrics:
You will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you'll come to know
When the bullet hits the phone.
Original Lyrics:
So you'll come to know
When the bullet hits the bone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're a domino, when the bullet hits the bone.
Original Lyrics:
So you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're bound to go
When the bullets hits the bone.
Original Lyrics:
So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some weird one on a loan he tell'd and wrote,
'There's a guy scarred.'
To realize that eternal fate,
It's turned, it's back on again,
It's to wait on him
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
There's a guy starting
To realize that eternal fate
Has turned its back on him,
It's 2 a.m.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sonnet rings in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Sirens in my head.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon you'll be all alone,
When the bullet hits the phone
Original Lyrics:
Soon you will come to know,
When the bullet hits the bone
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space is tripping out feels like being blown
Original Lyrics:
Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Styrene's in my head
Original Lyrics:
Sirens in my head
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Submarines in my head
Original Lyrics:
Sirens in my head.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Syreen's in my head
Original Lyrics:
Sirens in my head
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun rings in my head
Original Lyrics:
Sirens in my head
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all to go my love has spins into a frenzy.
Help I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone.
This place is a madhouse.
Feels like King Kong.
Original Lyrics:
Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy.
Help I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone.
This place is a madhouse.
Feels like being cloned.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
Original Lyrics:
This is a madhouse
Feels like being home
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a madhouse
Feels like being gone
or
Feels like being known
Original Lyrics:
The place is a madhouse,
Feels like being cloned
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a nuthouse, Phil is being boned
Original Lyrics:
This place is a madhouse. Feels like being cloned
2 Unlimited's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the Twilight Zonk
Original Lyrics:
This is the Twilight Zone
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This isn't my house, feels like beans are cold
My beakers they moved and then the moving stopped
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
So you will come and go, when the bull head hits the phone.
Original Lyrics:
This place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
So you will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This place with two men out,
Sounds like bein' gone
Original Lyrics:
This place is a madhouse.
Feels like bein' cloned
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunderings in my head
Original Lyrics:
Sirens in my head.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too calm to know
When the bullet hits the bone.
Original Lyrics:
You will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wearin' my fedora hat I've gone too far
Original Lyrics:
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bullet hits the bomb
Original Lyrics:
When the bullet hits the bone
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bullet hits the phone
Original Lyrics:
When the bullet hits the bone
I got this one in email, but I misheard it myself for many years until my mom corrected me (of all people!).
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the headman comes
You know damn well he has been cheatin'
Original Lyrics:
And when the hitman comes
He knows damn well he has been cheated
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah it’s all on the loose as I raise my head
Original Lyrics:
There’s a storm on the loose, sirens in my head
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah there's a stone on the loose, sun rings my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Can I be cold? My whole life spins into a brass egg.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah there's a storm on the loose, sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Cannot decode, my whole life spins into a frenzy.
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were calling up when the bullet hit the phone
Original Lyrics:
You will come to know when the bullet hits the bone

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