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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for True Confessions that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blue Oyster Cult's, "True Confessions"
Misheard Lyrics:
True, true confessions,
I love true, true confessions,
I love
Spend all night with canned insides
Drag myself 'cross the warm blind sign.
Original Lyrics:
True, true confessions,
I lied True, true confessions,
I lied
Spend all night with candy's eyes
Dragged myself 'cross the warm blind side

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