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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Total Eclipse Of The Heart that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
...On the opposite side
Original Lyrics:
...On me all of the time
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're lonely, hold me tight.
Original Lyrics:
And if you'll only hold me tight.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' in a polygamy and sitting in parks
or
We're nibbling on spongecake and giving off sparks
or
Livin' in a polygamy and giving off smog
or
Living in the public eye and giving off sparks
or
I'm livin' in a pony gang and givin' off sparks
or
Deliverin' a pony keg and giving up smarts
or
Deliverin' a pony keg and giving up smarts
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever we will take it to the end of the line
You always like a shadow to my all of the time
I don't know what to do; I'm falling in the dark
I'm trying to get the power but I'm missing the mark
Original Lyrics:
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do; I'm always in the dark
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a good spew, and I drove home p***ed as a fart.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing I could do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Tyler Bonnie's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what to do; I'm always getting love
I'm living in the power, and you're giving off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know what to do; I'm always in the dark
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't what to do
I'm always in the dark
We're living in an apartment
Now get it off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know what to do
I'm always in the dark
I'm living in a powder keg
And giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really need you tonight
the rave is gonna start tonight,
the rave is gonna start tonight
Original Lyrics:
I really need you tonight,
forevers gonna start tonight,
forevers gonna start tonight
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a polar cave and givin' off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living and I'm lollygagging, giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in a party gang and giving off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off farts.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a corrugated tin off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a parrot cage and giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
Livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a polygag and givin' off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a power, I've been givin' up for.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living and apologing and givin' off sparks
Original Lyrics:
Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a college, I can get of smarts
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living with a poltergeist and get enough start.
Original Lyrics:
Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a child only all of the time.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on me all the time.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the altar of time.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on me all the time.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the altar of time.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like a shadow on me all the time.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the altar of time
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on me all of the time
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the elephant's eye.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like a shadow on me all the time.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the oliver tide
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, I'm totally p**sed as a fart.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, total eclipse of the heart.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, totally clipped of the heart
Original Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, total eclipse of the heart.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing I can poo, total eclipse of the fart.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, total eclipse of the heart.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh love, it's like you're shadowing me all of the time
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on me all of the time.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was riding my bike,
now that it's falling apart
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time there was light in my life
now there's only love in the dark
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time there was light in my life
Now there's only lovin' the dog.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time there was light in my life
Now there's only love in the dark.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time, I was falling in love
And now I'm only three inches long.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time, I was falling in love
And now I'm only falling apart.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull 'em down, Brown Eye
Every now and then I need to fart.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, Bright Eyes
Every now and then I fall apart.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' in a pole and gaggin' giving off farts
Original Lyrics:
Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow's gonna start the fight.
Original Lyrics:
Forever's gonna start tonight.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Totally good to the heart.
Original Lyrics:
A total eclipse of the heart.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around Bright Eyes
Every now and then I pull the plug.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, Bright Eyes
Every now and then I fall apart.
Nicki French's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll never get a barricade if you don't start.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll only be men eating rice.
Original Lyrics:
We'll only be making it right.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' like a power cable givin' off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
Carly Smithson sang this incorrectly on American Idol 3/25/08.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a barricade and giving out sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a coldish singing get up spark
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a pat-a-cake that's giving off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in apartment now get it off spark.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powder keg and giving off spark.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're nibbling on a Powder Cake and giving of farts
November's gonna start tonight
November's gonna start.
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're nibbling on a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
When living in a polygag and giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
When living in the cold, you can't give off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
A totally glimpse of the heart
Original Lyrics:
A total eclipse of the heart.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a cul-de-sac and giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only calling DuPont
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling upon
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around Friday!
Original Lyrics:
Turn around Bright Eyes!
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, dry eyes!
Original Lyrics:
Turn around bright eyes!
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, right on!
Original Lyrics:
Turn around bright eyes
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living on a pickled egg and giving off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
livin' in a pony keg in care of Spot
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks

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