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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Toast And Bananas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blink 182's, "Toast And Bananas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted to know, I do wanna lose
But now I'm a man who's just really small
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be right in front,
then to be just another one you're linked to
Original Lyrics:
I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
And now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd Much rather be riding prone, then
To be just another one you are lame to
Blink 182's, "Toast And Bananas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted to know, I do wanna lose
But now I'm a man who's just really small
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be writing a poem
Then to be just another one you're linked to.
Original Lyrics:
I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
And now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be riding prone, then
To be just another one you are lame to.
Blink 182's, "Toast And Bananas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm now all alone
One lesson to you
I've never been better off living lonely
Original Lyrics:
And now all alone
One's less than two
I've never been better off living lonely

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