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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Thong Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Sisqo's, "The Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're shakin that thing like who's the b!tch
Original Lyrics:
And you're shakin that thing like who's da ish
Sisqo's, "The Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not just herbin',
she light the pot
'cause she was livin' la vida loca
Original Lyrics:
Not just urban,
she likes the pop 'cause
she was livin' the vida loca
Sisqo's, "The Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That thong th-thong thong thong
I like it your libido
Baby, light your dooby go!
Original Lyrics:
That thong th-thong thong thong
I like when the beat go
Baby, make your booty go.
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby shake your butt butt
Guys like what what what
Original Lyrics:
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruise to the groove and collect the dust
Original Lyrics:
Cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guys like what?
Original Lyrics:
Thighs like what!
Kyuss', "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need a sentence.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need a seance.
This is not the Sisqo hit. They're talking about the thongs for feet (you know, flip flop sandles).
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like it when the bee goes
Original Lyrics:
I like it when the beat goes
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your thorpedo.
Original Lyrics:
I like the way beat go.
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the way you move that thing I see your body dancing naked Your thighs are puny/pure meat I’ve heard about your feet Oh please, go’on tell me, baby
Original Lyrics:
said i like the way you move that thing I see your body glistening your thighs, your knees your breasts your feet oh please tell me baby
I think my brain makes most lyrics sound dirtier without my consent.
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see that song sa song song song
Original Lyrics:
Let me see that Thong tha thong thong thong
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me sing my song sa song song song
Original Lyrics:
Let me see that thong tha thong thong thong
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shakin that thing like who's the fish
Original Lyrics:
Shakin that thing like who's da ish
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
She dumps like a truck.
Original Lyrics:
She's got dumps like a truck.
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had bumps like a trunk trunk trunk.
Guys like what what what.
Original Lyrics:
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck.
Thighs like what, what, what.
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
She humps like a truck, truck, truck
Original Lyrics:
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Original Lyrics:
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
This d*** right here
Original Lyrics:
This thing right here
Sisqo's, "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thumps like a drunk, drunk, drunk
Original Lyrics:
Dumps like a truck, truck, truck

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