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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for This Night Has Opened My Eyes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Smiths', "This Night Has Opened My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chivalrous child on a swing
Reminds you of your own again.
Reminds you of your own again.
Original Lyrics:
A shoeless child on a swing
Reminds you of your own again.
Reminds you of your own again.
The Smiths', "This Night Has Opened My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down with a dubstep girl.
Original Lyrics:
Dump her on a doorstep, girl.
What would I do without The Smiths?! Was dubstep even around in the 80's? PS. I don't listen to dubstep.
The Smiths', "This Night Has Opened My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a river the color of lead
He mashed a baby's head.
He mashed a baby's head.
Original Lyrics:
In a river the color of lead
Immerse the baby's head.
Immerse the baby's head.
The Smiths', "This Night Has Opened My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a river the colour of lead
He masturbates instead.
He masturbates instead.
Original Lyrics:
In a river the colour of lead
Immerse the baby's head.
Immerse the baby's head.
Smiths', "This Night Has Opened My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a river the colour of the land
He masturbates his head.
He masturbates his head.
Original Lyrics:
In a river the colour of lead
Immerse the baby's head.
Immerse the baby's head.
The Smiths', "This Night Has Opened My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She could have been a pornstar
Or, she could have been a fool
Or, she could have been a fool
Original Lyrics:
She could have been a poet
Or, she could have been a fool
Or, she could have been a fool
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