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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for This Charming Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A jumped up country boy
Original Lyrics:
A jumped-up pantry boy
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A junked-out country boy
Who never knew his place.
Original Lyrics:
A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A young young country boy
Original Lyrics:
A jumped-up pantry boy
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ancient bicycle,
On a hillside, yes, I love it,
Mitch will make a man of me yet.
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate,
Will nature make a man of me yet?
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheered by support on a hill side, desolate
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Country bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dale Winton made a man of me, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Will nature make a man of me yet?
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows so much about this place
Original Lyrics:
He knows so much about these things
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's just a country boy, who never knew his name.
Original Lyrics:
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knw his place
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I jumped a panty boy.
Original Lyrics:
A jumped-up pantry boy.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't chew bicycles on a hill side, desolate.
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stench to wear.
Original Lyrics:
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got the slips to wear.
Original Lyrics:
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a country boy.
Original Lyrics:
A jumped-up pantry boy
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not country boy.
Original Lyrics:
A jump up pantry boy
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma said it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care.
or
It's mancid, it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care.
Original Lyrics:
This man said it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old chewed bicycle, dale's so late
Will matron make a man out of me yet?
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
On two bicycles on a hillside desolate.
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate.
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up jumped country boy.
Original Lyrics:
A jumped-up pantry boy
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the lather runs smooth on the pacifist's sea
Original Lyrics:
When the leather runs smooth on the passenger's seat
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you buy some rum
On a hillside: desolate?
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle
On a hillside: desolate.

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