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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Things Can Only Get Better that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand Septicans
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things with pride.
Original Lyrics:
A thousand skeptic hands
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we prize.
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand septic hands
Won't keep us from the things we plant
Unless we're clinging to the things with pride.
Original Lyrics:
A thousand skeptic hands
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we prize.
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I won't stop and talk to her
Original Lyrics:
But I won't stop and falter
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get too sexy and you know what you'll get.
Original Lyrics:
Get to sixty and feel no regret.
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
It took three years, we have to realize
Original Lyrics:
Future dreams we have to realize
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treating today as though it was
Or less, the final shot.
Original Lyrics:
Treating today as though it was
The last, the final show.

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