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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Telegraph Road that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dire Straits', "Telegraph Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
A long time ago came a man on a track
Walking thirty miles with a cat on his back
Original Lyrics:
A long time ago came a man on a track
Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back
Dire Straits', "Telegraph Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
From these rivers of head lice, these rivers of rain
Original Lyrics:
From these rivers of headlights, these rivers of rain
Dire Straits', "Telegraph Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Telegram for war
Original Lyrics:
Telegraph road

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