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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Teenage Dirtbag that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage der-fat, baby.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dude back baby
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a turnip bean bag baby.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got dream class in heaven
I know how she rocks
Kids in two socks
Original Lyrics:
Got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got gym socks in heaven and I know how she rocks
Original Lyrics:
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got tickets to all your maidens baby
Original Lyrics:
Got tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He brings a gun to school
It gives him a kick
My a** if he knew the truth.
Original Lyrics:
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My a** if he knew the truth.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives an awock
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives and I rock
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC
In the lyrics book it says 'He drives and I rock' but only because they didn't want to get sued by the car company.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives and I walk
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC
IROC - pronounced "I rock"
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives in Iraq.
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives in a block
right into a rock
Original Lyrics:
He lives on my block
He drives an IROC
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives in a rock.
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives in my lot.
or
He drives and I walk.
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC.
Note: Most of the lyrics web pages for this song have "an IROC" as the lyric. But the lyrics sheet from the Wheatus CD have "And I rock." The editor believes "I walk" makes more sense.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives my rock.
or
He drives and I walk.
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC.
Ed's note: This lyric is in dispute since the lyrics sleeve of the CD says "He drives and I rock."
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drugs an Ewok
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives in my block,
he drives in Iraq
Original Lyrics:
He lives in my block,
he drives an IROC
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives on my block
He drives and I rock.
Original Lyrics:
He lives on my block
He drives an IROC.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives on my block
He wears a nice frock.
Original Lyrics:
He lives in my block
And he drives an IROC.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
He meets every kick, I asked if he knew the truth
Original Lyrics:
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a d***,
He brings gum to school,
And he'd simply lick my ass,
If he knew the truth
Original Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a d***
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick my ass
If he knew the truth
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a geek, he brings his mom to school.
Original Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a d***, he brings a gun to school.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her boyfriends a prick and he brings his son to school
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
Original Lyrics:
Her boyfriends a dick and he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name is Noel.
Original Lyrics:
Her name is Loelle.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a cream shouter, she brings my shell
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream about her, she rings my bell
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know how she rocks,
with kids and two socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks
in Keds and tube socks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean yeaah turned out,
no she doesn't know what she's missin'
Original Lyrics:
A real dirtbag,
no she doesn't know what she's missin'
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a mutant teabag, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a teenage dirtbike
I've got two tickets to iron raining maybe
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a teenage dirtbag
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class 'n have fun
She rules and she rocks
Original Lyrics:
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in Heaven Hour.
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in Heaven, oh
I know how she rocks
Those kids in tube socks.
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in Heaven,
oh how she rocks
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour,
oh how she rocks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in heaven hour
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in hell
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to R.M.A. day baby
Come with me Friday dancing maybe
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday don't say maybe
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've two tickets for my life changing baby
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to while you're mating baby with me
Original Lyrics:
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mutant Teenage Ninja Turtles
Original Lyrics:
Just a teenage dirtbag baby
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'm just a teenage Jerkensteiner
Look at me girl, I don't mean maybe.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks in toeless tube socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks those kids in tube socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks,
In Keds and two socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks,
In Keds and tube socks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks
With the kids in tube socks.
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, how she rocks, like kids in tube socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh, how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're Omar Shiraf's
In Keds and tube socks
Original Lyrics:
The way that she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
he drvives in Iraq
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC

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