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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> T -> Teddy Bear
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Teddy Bear that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Elvis Presley's, "Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind you rub-a-dub.
'Cause lions ain't the kind you rub-a-dub.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough.
'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough.
Elvis Presley's, "Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a tiger
'Cause tigers play the hump
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love it up.
'Cause tigers play the hump
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love it up.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a tiger
'Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love enough..
'Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love enough..
Elvis Presley's, "Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to eat your Teddy Grahams.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your teddy bear.
When Nabisco launched 'Teddy Grahams' in the late 1980's, they used Elvis Presley's 'Teddy Bear' in the commercials.
Elvis Presley's, "Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muffalatta
Original Lyrics:
Backing singers singing "Bap-a-da-da" '
Elvis Presley's, "Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run your penis through my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Run your fingers through my hair.
Elvis Presley's, "Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
The backing singers, singing "Hot Bananas" - EG "Baby let me be (hot bananas) your lovin' teddy bear (hot bananas) etc
Original Lyrics:
Backing singers singing "Bap-a-da-da" '
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