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Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene
He hasn't caught covid, he's doing alright
He hasn't caught covid, he's doing alright
Original Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene.
He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright.
He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright.
Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And says at last just as the tardy bell rings
Original Lyrics:
And says at last just as the time bell rings
Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming in out of the rain, you hear the jazz go down
Original Lyrics:
Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down
Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel all right when you hear the music play
Original Lyrics:
You feel alright when you hear that music ring
Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Chevy in the dark,
It's waiting in the park, but meantime
It's waiting in the park, but meantime
Original Lyrics:
You get a shiver in the dark
It's been raining in the park but meantime
It's been raining in the park but meantime
Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't answer, we don't answer
From the top
From the top
Original Lyrics:
Way on down south, way on down south
London town
London town
Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the Sultans, we are the Sultans of Twist.
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans, we are the Sultans of Swing.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixon doubled for time
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bandit's blowing Disney
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bandit's blowing Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music thing
You feel alright when you hear that music thing
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music ring
You feel alright when you hear that music ring
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A banner's blowing Dixie
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cannon's blowing Texas
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make her scream,
He's got a tiny knob, it hangs to the right.
He's got a tiny knob, it hangs to the right.
Original Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene,
He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright.
He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind, if he doesn't, make the scene
He's got a date lined up, he's doing alright
He's got a date lined up, he's doing alright
Original Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene.
He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright.
He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they crowd a young bar and stand, foolin' around in the corner.
Chuckin' chestnuts and sperm baggies in their platform soles
Chuckin' chestnuts and sperm baggies in their platform soles
Original Lyrics:
And a crowd of young boys, they're fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Harry doesn't mind
Original Lyrics:
And Harry doesn't mind
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check out Guitar George, he knows all the chords
Mind his tricky rhythm, he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
This sand burst old guitar is all he can afford
Mind his tricky rhythm, he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
This sand burst old guitar is all he can afford
Original Lyrics:
You check out guitar George, he knows all the chords
Mind, it's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
They said an old guitar is all he can afford
Mind, it's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
They said an old guitar is all he can afford
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check out Guitar John
Original Lyrics:
Check out Guitar George
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check out ghetto George
He knows hardcore
He knows hardcore
Original Lyrics:
Check out guitar George
He knows all the chords
He knows all the chords
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colleen, alright hear the jazz go down.
Competition, you know that I places.
Competition, you know that I places.
Original Lyrics:
Coming in out of the rain, they hear the jazz go down.
Competition in other places
Competition in other places
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipation in other places
Original Lyrics:
Competition in other places
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defended old guitar is all he can't afford
Original Lyrics:
Left-handed old guitar is all he can afford
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
He doesn't want to make a cryal scene
or
He doesn't want to make a cryal thing
or
He doesn't want to make a cryal thing
Original Lyrics:
He doesn't want to make it cry or sing
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a dirty job
Original Lyrics:
He's got a daytime job
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump and press the big sperm bag he's in his papaw's soul.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping justly past the sperm baggies in their platform soles.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sound of the rhythm you stop and you hold everything
Original Lyrics:
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said an old guitar is all he can afford
Original Lyrics:
Left-handed old guitar is all he can afford
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say an old guitar is all he can afford
Original Lyrics:
Left-handed old guitar is all he can afford
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way on downtown
Original Lyrics:
Way on down south
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are consultants, we're the Consultants of Swing
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans, we are the Sultans of Swing.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are insulted
Original Lyrics:
We are the sultans
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Solarcaine
Original Lyrics:
We are the sultans
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the sergeants of swing
Original Lyrics:
We are the sultans of swing
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the sergeants
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the subject
We're the subject of swing
We're the subject of swing
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans
We're the sultans of swing
We're the sultans of swing
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the sundance of spring
or
We're the sundance of swing
or
We're the sundance of swing
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans of swing
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weigh on down in the sound of London town
Original Lyrics:
Way on down south, London town
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's strictly rhythm he doesn't wanna make a cryal scene
Original Lyrics:
Mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You check out guitar charge
He knows all the cards
He knows all the cards
Original Lyrics:
You check out Guitar George
He knows all the chords
He knows all the chords
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You check out guitar chores
Original Lyrics:
You check out Guitar George
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