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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sultans Of Swing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And says at last just as the tardy bell rings
Original Lyrics:
And says at last just as the time bell rings
Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Chevy in the dark,
It's waiting in the park, but meantime
Original Lyrics:
You get a shiver in the dark
It's been raining in the park but meantime
Dire Straits', "Sultans Of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the Sultans, we are the Sultans of Twist.
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans, we are the Sultans of Swing.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixon doubled for time
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bandit's blowing Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music thing
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music ring
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A banner's blowing Dixie
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they crowd a young bar and stand, foolin' around in the corner.
Chuckin' chestnuts and sperm baggies in their platform soles
Original Lyrics:
And a crowd of young boys, they're fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check out Guitar John
Original Lyrics:
Check out Guitar George
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipation in other places
Original Lyrics:
Competition in other places
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
He doesn't want to make a cryal scene
or
He doesn't want to make a cryal thing
Original Lyrics:
He doesn't want to make it cry or sing
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump and press the big sperm bag he's in his papaw's soul.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sound of the rhythm you stop and you hold everything
Original Lyrics:
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said an old guitar is all he can afford
Original Lyrics:
Left-handed old guitar is all he can afford
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are consultants, we're the Consultants of Swing
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans, we are the Sultans of Swing.
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weigh on down in the sound of London town
Original Lyrics:
Way on down south, London town
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's strictly rhythm he doesn't wanna make a cryal scene
Original Lyrics:
Mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You check out guitar charge
He knows all the cards
Original Lyrics:
You check out Guitar George
He knows all the chords

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