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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Suicide Solution that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Ozzy Osbourne's, "Suicide Solution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mind your time wiskey is liquor
Suicide is slow when you lick her
Take the bottle
Crown yourself low
Then take away the bathrobe.
or
And waste away tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle
Drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Suicide Solution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow and bitter
Take your time to drown your sorrows
There is no way to wake up tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle
Drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows.

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