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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stone Cold Crazy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal, animal, can I take an animal?
Original Lyrics:
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
Metallica's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breakin' out at noon and a killa da frume
And I'm streamin' at a Travis Bone.
And I'm streamin' at a Travis Bone.
Original Lyrics:
Rainy afternoon, ought to kill a typhoon
And she's playing on my slide trombone.
And she's playing on my slide trombone.
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enema, Enema, Cannot take an Enema.
Original Lyrics:
Anymore, Anymore, cannot take it anymore.
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get with the stone cold galore
Crazy, so don't call crazy enough
Crazy, so don't call crazy enough
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy you know
Crazy, stone cold crazy you know
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta poopie on my side
Original Lyrics:
Gonna put me in a cell
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the law, gonna break them, the dog
Original Lyrics:
Here come the law, gonna break down the door
Metallica's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainy afternoon on a killer day moon
And she's playin' on my saxaphone.
And she's playin' on my saxaphone.
Original Lyrics:
Rainy afternoon, ought to kill a typhoon
And she's playin' on my slide trombone.
And she's playin' on my slide trombone.
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shooting people that are mean.
Original Lyrics:
Shooting people that I meet.
Metallica's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should've married Sally on a Saturday morning
I was dreaming I was Al Capone.
I was dreaming I was Al Capone.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreaming I was Al Capone.
I was dreaming I was Al Capone.
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeping fairly, Sally, on a Saturday morning.
There were criminals out on board.
There were criminals out on board.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning,
I was dreaming I was Al Capone
I was dreaming I was Al Capone
Metallica's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smellin' like a Travis bone.
Original Lyrics:
Smellin' like a dry fishbone.
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stone cold crazy in love
Original Lyrics:
Stone cold crazy, you know
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a river going round an IKEA outta town
And I'm sweating like a dry fish bowl
And I'm sweating like a dry fish bowl
Original Lyrics:
There's a rumour going round, gotta clear outta town
And I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
And I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
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