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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Still Crazy After All These Years that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paul Simon's, "Still Crazy After All These Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would not be caught dead with my jewelry in my ears
or
And I would not be caught dead with jewelry in my ears
or
And I would not be caught dead with jewelry in my ears
Original Lyrics:
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers
Paul Simon's, "Still Crazy After All These Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would not be caught dead with jewelry of my peers.
Original Lyrics:
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers.
Paul Simon's, "Still Crazy After All These Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would not be caught dead with my jewelry in my ears
Original Lyrics:
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers
Paul Simon's, "Still Crazy After All These Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the chinaman who tends to socialize
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize
(live version)

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