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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stand By Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Darling, Darling
Stab me.
or
And Darling, Darling
Stay by me.
Original Lyrics:
And Darling, Darling
Stand by me.
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the land is dumb
Original Lyrics:
And the land is dark
John Lennon's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the moon is the only flying pussy.
Original Lyrics:
And the moon is the only light we see.
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the moon is the only night we'll see.
Original Lyrics:
And the moon is the only light we'll see.
John Lennon's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the moon is the only tight p***y.
Original Lyrics:
And the moon is the only light we see.
John Lennon's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the moon, is the only, flying p***y.
Original Lyrics:
And the moon, is the only, light we see.
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't cry, I won't cry
No I... oh, s***, a tear.
Original Lyrics:
I won't cry, I won't cry
No I won't shed a tear.
Oasis', "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of talking out my bum
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of talking on my phone
Oasis', "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart will never be a whole.
Original Lyrics:
My heart will never be your home.
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I won't...s***, a tear!
Original Lyrics:
No, I won't shed a tear.
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, s***, a tear!
Original Lyrics:
No, I won't shed a tear.
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, s***, a tear.
Original Lyrics:
Don't shed a tear.
Oasis', "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad I wouldn't I believe in wanting
Before my heart starts to play.
Original Lyrics:
Said I would and I'll be leaving one day
Before my heart starts to burn.
Oasis', "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I would and I believe in one day
Before my heart starts to blur.
Original Lyrics:
Said I would and I believe in one day
Before my heart starts to burn.
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should crumble and fall
or
Should stumble and fall
Original Lyrics:
Should tumble and fall
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
So Darwin, Darwin
Original Lyrics:
So darlin', darlin'
John Lennon's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand by me, stand by me, plea-ese.
Original Lyrics:
Stand by me, stand by me, me-eee.
John Lennon's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal my meat.
Original Lyrics:
Stand by me.
Ben E. King's, "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the lamb is dirty
Original Lyrics:
And the land is dark
John Lennon's, "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the land is dawn
Original Lyrics:
And the land is dark
John Lennon's, "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the land is dull
Original Lyrics:
And the land is dark
Ben E. King's, "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the land is dumb
Original Lyrics:
And the land is dark
Ben E. King's, "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the land is dump
Original Lyrics:
And the land is dark
Ben E. King's, "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't die
Original Lyrics:
I won't cry
Ben E. King's, "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
My golly, golly, stand by me
Original Lyrics:
And darling, darling, stand by me
Oasis', "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I wouldn't not believe in one day
Original Lyrics:
Said I would and I'll be leavin' one day

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