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Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if she suffocates or somethin' more,
then she'll die too
then she'll die too
Original Lyrics:
'Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more,
then she'll die too
then she'll die too
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can see it all,
And even if I could it would all be great,
With your picture on my wall,
It reminds me that its not so bad,
It's not so bad.
And even if I could it would all be great,
With your picture on my wall,
It reminds me that its not so bad,
It's not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
And I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall,
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad.
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall,
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
And even if I couldn't all regret
Got a picture in the wall.
Got a picture in the wall.
Original Lyrics:
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall.
But your picture on my wall.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
And even when I could I'd still fall down
Paint a picture on my wall.
Paint a picture on my wall.
Original Lyrics:
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall.
But your picture on my wall.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, how far along is you?
Original Lyrics:
Come on, how f**ked up is you?
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
For four hours and you just said go
Original Lyrics:
For four hours and you just said no
Eminem feat. Dido's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make love to my window.
Original Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my window.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not called,
I'm wondering why-y
Got out of bed alone
I'm wondering why-y
Got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My teas gone cold
I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not called, I'm wondering why
Got out of bed alone
Got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
I got out of bed at all
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I even got the underground sh*t that you did with Stan
Original Lyrics:
I even got the underground sh*t that you did with Skam
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a friend kill himself over some two day want 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had my friend kill himself over some two day quantum.
Original Lyrics:
I had my friend kill himself over some b**ch who didn't want him.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had my friend kill himself over some two day won-ton.
Original Lyrics:
I had my friend kill himself over some b***h who didn't want him.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just drank a bit of cool-aid.
Dare me to die?
Dare me to die?
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka.
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just drank a bit of cop
Cop, dare me to die.
Cop, dare me to die.
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning rainclouds are on my window.
And I can't sleep at all
And I can't sleep at all
or
I wanna make love to my window.
And can't sleep at all
And can't sleep at all
or
I wanna make love to my window.
And can't sleep at all
And can't sleep at all
Original Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my window,
and I can't see at all
and I can't see at all
Eminem feat. Dido's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm'a call her?
I'm'a name her Barney.
I'm'a name her Barney.
Original Lyrics:
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm'a call her?
I'm'a name her Bonnie.
I'm'a name her Bonnie.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just drank a fitz-a-bokka
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka
whatever "fitz-a-bokka" is/means
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morning rain clogs up my window.
Original Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my window.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears don't go, I wonder whay.
Original Lyrics:
My tea goes cold, I wonder why.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears go cold and I don't know why.
Original Lyrics:
My tea goes cold, I wonder why.
Sung by Dido at the beginning of the song. (Incidentally, this is also the beginning line of Dido's song "Thank You.")
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Put your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Put your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears won't go I'm wondering why
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My teas gone cold
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all
Go and make love to my window
And I can see it all
And even if I could it would all be great
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all
Go and make love to my window
And I can see it all
And even if I could it would all be great
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh shush, I forgot how am I supposed to finish...ow
Original Lyrics:
Oh sh**, I forgot how am I supposed to send this sh** out
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call
I'm wonderin' why-y go down a bed alone.
The morning ray clowns suck my window,
and I can't see, ya know.
And even if I could it would all be great,
put your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
I'm wonderin' why-y go down a bed alone.
The morning ray clowns suck my window,
and I can't see, ya know.
And even if I could it would all be great,
put your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window,
and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window,
and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Eminem feat. Dido's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call, I won't reply
But I'm not mad at all.
But I'm not mad at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
Eminem feat. Dido's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call
I wonder why I laid down on my bed alone
I wanna go f*** my window
And I can't sleep at all
And even if I could, we'd all be gay
With your picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm just as bad, I'm just as bad.
I wonder why I laid down on my bed alone
I wanna go f*** my window
And I can't sleep at all
And even if I could, we'd all be gay
With your picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm just as bad, I'm just as bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go I want your advice
'Cause I'm not sad at all
'Cause I'm not sad at all
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at all
Got out of bed at all
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go there wondering why
Cause I'm not better off
Cause I'm not better off
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
I got out of bed at all
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go,
I wandering guy
I wandering guy
Original Lyrics:
Tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why
I'm wondering why
A duet with Dido, who sings this line (taken from *her* song, "Thank You")
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go
I want you back, got out of bed at all
I want you back, got out of bed at all
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears come and go I'm wonderin' why, I got out of bed hello.
Cloudy raindrops up my window, dark can see the glow,
Even if I could read all you would with a picture on my wall,
if y'all know ma then it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Cloudy raindrops up my window, dark can see the glow,
Even if I could read all you would with a picture on my wall,
if y'all know ma then it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Original Lyrics:
Tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all
Morning raindrops cloud my window, and I can't see at all
Even if I could it'd all be grey with your picture on my wall it,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Morning raindrops cloud my window, and I can't see at all
Even if I could it'd all be grey with your picture on my wall it,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Eminem feat. Dido's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears drop cold; I wonder why.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold; I wonder why.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
That he's not called,
I wonder why-y, that out of there at all,
the morning break-up took my window,
and I can't see at all,
and here right if I could then
I'll regret, put your picture on my wall,
it reminds me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
I wonder why-y, that out of there at all,
the morning break-up took my window,
and I can't see at all,
and here right if I could then
I'll regret, put your picture on my wall,
it reminds me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
the morning rain clouds up my window,
and I cant see at all,
and even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad
I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
the morning rain clouds up my window,
and I cant see at all,
and even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my dildo.
Original Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my window.
Eminem feat. Dido's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning rape love touched my window
Original Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my window.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was just a little baby born
Original Lyrics:
When I was just a little baby boy
Eminem feat. Dido's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just don't call
I'm wonderin' why, but I'm not mad at all.
I'm wonderin' why, but I'm not mad at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still ain't called, I'm wonderin' why, but I'm off better though.
Morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it would all be great
Morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it would all be great
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
Morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
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