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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Square One that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Coldplay's, "Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
As if you've been run through
Some catapulted fire tube.
Original Lyrics:
As if you've been run through
Some catapult, it fired you.
Coldplay's, "Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a compass
Jonny, a map!
Original Lyrics:
I need a compass
Draw me a map.
Coldplay's, "Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a kompis
Drive me under.
Original Lyrics:
I need a compass
Draw me a map.
Coldplay's, "Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there anybody out there who
Is lost in para-longitude?
Original Lyrics:
Is there anybody out there who
Is lost and hurt and lonely, too?
Coldplay's, "Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some catapulted fire chief
Original Lyrics:
Some catapult, it fired you.
Coldplay's, "Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of potent fire chew.
Original Lyrics:
Some catapult, it fired you.
Coldplay's, "Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Urine control is there anywhere you wanna go?
Urine control is there anything you wanna know?
Original Lyrics:
You're in control is there anywhere you wanna go?
You're in control is there anything you wanna know?
Ask your doctor.

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