Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sportmart that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Poor sports, it's Sportmart.
For sports, it's Sportmart.
Sportmart was a sporting goods chain popular in the Chicago area and surrounding states in the 1980s, which later merged with Sports Authority. As a child, I always wondered why their jingle seemed to say "poor sports"....until I learned to read!
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