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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for SpongeBob Squarepants that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Theme Songs', "SpongeBob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense is some thing you wish.
Original Lyrics:
If nautical nonsense be something you wish.
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
...be something Jewish
Original Lyrics:
...be something you wish
Theme Song's, "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and chorous is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porn-ish is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives in a pineapple under the sink.
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Theme Song's, "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nossy-bossy must be something you wish.
Original Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense be something you wish.
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
If nuptial nonsense be something you wish.
Original Lyrics:
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and float like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then grab on a yak and flub like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then rub on a dick and float like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who lives like a pirate that's under the sea
Sponge Bob square fans!
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Theme Song's, "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's squirming and yellow and covered with fleas?
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Theme Songs', "Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drop like the dead and flirt like a b**ch!
Original Lyrics:
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!

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