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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Song 2 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) Well I feel like a fig roll
(Woohoo!) And a piece of Arctic roll.
Original Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel nothing at all
(Woohoo!) And I think I have it all.
Original Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like McDonald's
Original Lyrics:
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm prince and I'm leader.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my head shaved
By HMO Jen.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my head shaved
By a joe mo jay
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please I need you
or
Here's a new child!
or
Here's a new child!
Original Lyrics:
Please to meet you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get my head shaved
By Agent Bunchay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my 8-track,
My 8-trombone check
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my A.J.
Buy us some O.J.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my Head Checked, By Agent Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my egg head, by itchin boat jet,
it wasn't easy, but nothing is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet,
it wasn't easy, but nothing is
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hair combed
When I was young.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head dumb
When I was young.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my ham shaved by a trombone Chad
It wasn't easy
monopoly is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
it wasn't easy
but nothin is
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand shaked
By Asian OJ.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked
By a Dumbo chick
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked, by Agent Boczek (pronounced 'Bo-Check')
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked
By a troubled chick.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head Jane
Buy a jumbo J
It wasn't a C
But nothing it else.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasnt easy
But nothing it is.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head changed
By ecchi mojays
'e was an essay
Banana is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
"Ecchi" is a Japanese slang term for "perverted" and 'e would be "he" said in Cockney English...dunno about 'mojays' though...
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jamochek
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by a jamochie
or
I got my head shaved, by a trombone player
or
I got my head checked,
why itch a moat check
OR
I got my head checked, why itch a boat check
or
I got my head checked,
why itch a moat check
OR
I got my head checked, why itch a boat check
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a chimbouchie
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My HMO check.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My HMO checked
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By Edward Mochev.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My inchamo checked.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head dumb
Original Lyrics:
I got my head done
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head licked
by a trombone chick.
I'm really easy, but who isn't?
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet.
It wasn't easy,
but nothin' is
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Biyotch ja moche
It wasn't easy
But nothing else
No
Well, I feel heavy metal
And I'm pissed just a little
Well, I'm lying amazing
All of the time but I'm never sure where I'll meet you
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time I am never sure why I need you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By H and Bochet
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By ichi moji
It wasn't easy
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved By Edward Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by Agent Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by a trombone Jade
it wasn't easy but nothing is,
I got my head combed when I was young,
it's not my problem, its not my problem
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbojet
it wasn't easy but nothing is
I got my head done when I was young
its not my problem its not my problem
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved,
By a jimojay,
It wasn't easy,
Butt-nutting E's
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
By a jumbo jet,
It wasn't easy,
But nothing is
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by a chumbochee
It wasn't easy...but nothing i-is woo-hoo!
When I try to use the phone Woo hoo!
And I think I made it all Oh,
when the lion is greasy
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
it wasn't easy but nothing is no
when I feel heavy metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles
well I lie and I'm easy
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by a jamb...ouchie!
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved,
by itchy Moe Jay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved... by Ichimoto
Original Lyrics:
I got my head shaved... by a jumbo jet
I figured that 'Ichimito' was perhaps the name of some influential Japanese guy that the singer might have been fortunate enough to be acquainted with.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By A. Jahmohjay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a Chemoche
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a cheekbone, yeh.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a jumbo chick
It wasn't easy
But nothin' is.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a trumpet Jay
It wasn't easy
For my p*n*s.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
My HMO changed.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Buying some OJ
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Echie Ombre.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Etchem Bochay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Itchy Mochy.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a Jamaican, Che
or
I got my head shaved
Vaya con Boche (Go with Boche)
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a jumbo jet.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a trombone, Che
or
I got my head shaved
Vaya con Boche (Go with Boche)
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
My itchin' b***s shaved.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my kitchen
My H.M. Bo Chan.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a peasant on the floor
and I feel like I'm indoor
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any jam?
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any jam
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet ya
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a beach house!
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet ya!
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a ninja!
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you!
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not me, child.
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet ya.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel heavy meatal
and I piss on a needle,
when I'm lying I'm easy
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles,
when I lie and I'm easy
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel like b***ing off
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I pee I feel at home.
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never sure what I'm into
or
When I'm lying I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure what I'm eating
or
When I'm lying I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure what I'm eating
Original Lyrics:
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure when I need you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I've been made up
and the things that I made are
were not all that amazing all of the time
I'm never sure what I need to
Original Lyrics:
When I feel Heavy Metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles
well I lie and I'm easy all of the time
I'm never sure why I need you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo!
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
When I p*ss with my noodle.
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo!
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
When I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
And I feel I made a hole
And I'm pleased I made it all
When I'm lying on ease
All of the time but I'm never sure where I need you
I don't need you
Original Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Please to meet you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-hoo! When I'm in happy meadows
Original Lyrics:
Woo-hoo! When I feel heavy metal
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woohoo! When I feel like I'm mental
or
Woohoo! When I feel like a Menthol
Original Lyrics:
Woohoo! When I feel heavy metal
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woohooo
Badadadadadadaa
Whoohoo
Badadadadadadaa
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles.

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