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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Smoke On The Water that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
A funky broad was running in and out.
Original Lyrics:
Funky Claude was running in and out.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
A funky dwarf was running in and out.
Original Lyrics:
Funky Claude was running in and out.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
A funky little fog was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Funky & Claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out of the ground.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me Walter.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Floater in the water
Farts light up the sky
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Mormons were at the best place around.
Original Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Mothers were at the best place around.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Muppets
Original Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frank Zephyr and the Mobbers
Original Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seemed to be the blues erase
Original Lyrics:
It seemed that we would lose the race
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making our music dead.
Original Lyrics:
Making our music there.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Cousin Walter
Fire in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Cousin Roger
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, common warfare
A fire in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Cousin Walter
And he's got fries.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh it's 'cause I'm wanted, by the FBI.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
S'mores on the water, cracker in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shmoke and a pancake
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow Cousin Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow Motion Walter
The fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow Uncle Walter
Kinda dim, this guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow burning roaches
And fire in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow comin' Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow comin' over
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow coming Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow coming mother
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow coming warfare
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow coming water, a fire in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow cousin Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow cousin walter fire in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter, I'm firing this guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter, that fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter
The fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion Walter
Umpire in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion walker, he's a fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow runnin' water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow talkin walter I think he's gonna die
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water a fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow talking Walter
The fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow talking Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow turning Walter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow turning water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walkin' Walter and fightin' in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walkin' Walter,
and those fire engine guys
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water,
a fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walkin' Walter
The fire engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walking Roger
The fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow walking Walter
The fire-engine guy.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow, walking Mulder. The alien's still alive
or
Smoke full of water, the fire engine guy
or
Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy...
or
Slow motion Walter, fire-engine guy.
or
Slow motion Walter, with tires in her thighs
or
Smoke eating Walter, A fire fighting guy
or
Smoke eating Walter, A fire fighting guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, A fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke in the water
Fire in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water,
a fire in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water,
a fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in her eye.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
A pirate in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire that guy!
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Papaya in the sky!
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke on water
And so were getten high.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke under water
Fire in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke underwater
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking Walter, the fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smooth operator
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow covered horses, and fire in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow covered horses
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow covered woman, with fire in her eyes
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the waters, with fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow-covered otter
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Cousin Walter...
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soap on the water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned over water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
To make records with a phone dial
We had the best fish and lamb.
Original Lyrics:
To make records with the mobile
We had the best place in town.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
To make records with the Motown
Original Lyrics:
To make records with a mobile
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We aimed it up at the Grand Hotel.
Original Lyrics:
We ended up at the Grand Hotel.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out from Rockford on the Lake Geneva shoreline
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Mantra
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Monterey
on a lake beneath the shoreline
Original Lyrics:
We all came down to Montreux
on the Lake Geneva shoreline
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Montrose, on the Whiskey River Shorline.
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Montrose
On the Lake Toledo shoreline
To make records with Motown
We didn't have a dime.
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records on a Mobile
We didn't have much time.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to Nothland
On a lazy neon shoreline.
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to mantras
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to motel, on the Lake Jennifer sureline.
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all came out to my place
Original Lyrics:
We all came out to Montreux
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We ended up with Dick's flannel tape
And his antique autograph.
Original Lyrics:
We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold, and bare.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Frank Zappa and the Mothers
They had the best place around.
Original Lyrics:
But Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it all was over
We had to find another play.
Original Lyrics:
When it all was over
We had to find another place.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, comin' home girl
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a few red lights, a few old beers
We made a place to sleep!
Original Lyrics:
With a few red lights, a few old beds
We made a place to sweat.
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how we ended up in the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold as hell
Then the Rolling punk Stones, they p1ssed outside,
Leaving music behind.
Original Lyrics:
You know now, we ending up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold and bare.
With the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
Making our music there
Deep Purple's, "Smoke On The Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
slow walking walter fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water Fire in the sky
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sbocco nel water
(Italian: literally, "I vomit into the WC")
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow covered horses
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow on the water
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the Water
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some stupid little faggot
Original Lyrics:
Some stupid with a flare gun
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
To make records with a mobile
Original Lyrics:
To make records with the Motown
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
smoke covered Walter, the fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
smoke on the water, a fire in the sky

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