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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Slip Slidin' Away that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hokum boleration
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mirror your destiny is shunned
more, you're slip slidin' away
Original Lyrics:
The nearer your destination,
the more you're slip slidin' away
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you is solar powered
I'm afraid that I will disappear
Original Lyrics:
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you sold the car
And I'm afraid that I will disappear
Original Lyrics:
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you sold the car and
I'm afraid that I will disappear
Original Lyrics:
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you sold the car
And I'm afraid that I will disappear.
Original Lyrics:
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said a good day....ain't got no end,
She said a bad day's when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been.
Original Lyrics:
She said a good day.... Ain't got no rain
She said a bad day's when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'A bad day is what I like
And i can think of things that might have been.
Original Lyrics:
She said a bad day is when I lie in bed
And I think of things that might have been.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says a bad day is when I lied in bed
And flicker flames that might have been
Original Lyrics:
She said a bad day's when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip slide in the rain
Slip slide in the rain
You know the nearer your destination
The more you slip slide in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip slide in the rain
Slip slide in the rain
You know the nearer your destination
The more you slip slide in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip slide in the rain
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip slide in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip slidin' away.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip slidin' awake
Original Lyrics:
Slip slidin' away
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
The information is unbelievable
For the Morman
Original Lyrics:
The information's unavailable
To the mortal man
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
The more you need your destination
The mores' slip slidin' away
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nearer you get to Neasden
The more you're slip slidin' away
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nearer you get to Wegmans
The more you're slip slidin' away
Original Lyrics:
The nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman I know a man, he came from my hometown
He wore his pants on for his woman like a thorny crown
He said the more is, I live in fear
My love for you's so prying I'm afraid that I will disappear
Original Lyrics:
Whoah and I know a man, he came from my hometown
He wore his passion for his woman like a thorny crown
He said Dolores, I live in fear
My love for you's so overpowering, I'm afraid that I will disappear
Editor's note: The person who submitted this listed Simon & Garfunkel as the performer. That is incorrect. Paul Simon recorded this one as a solo artist, never with Art Garfunkel.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know a chameleon's destination
Means you're just slip slidin' away.
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer you get to Macon
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
Macon is a city in Central Georgia.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer you get to Nathan's,
the more you're slip slidin' away.
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer you get to Nathan,
the more you're slip slidin' away.
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination,
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer your desolation
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know venereal destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you're near your destination
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin’ Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer you address the nation
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination

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