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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Signs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said "Won't be freaky"
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said "Long hair freaky"
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said anyone caught dressed pacifist
Would be shot on sight.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said anyone caught trespassin'
Would be shot on site.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people eating apple pie.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people
Eat all the pies.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long-haired freaky people
Need not apply.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long live the freaky people
Being up together.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people
Need not apply.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people, keep God in mind'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said: "Long haired freedom people we don't apply"
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said: "Long haired freaky people need not apply"
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said: “Long haired freedom people we don’t apply”
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said: “Long haired freaky people need not apply”
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the song said, 'Ordinary freaky people
Can't multiply'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people
Need not apply'.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the wine said, 'Don't eat any people, eat apple pie!'
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply.'
Snoop Dogg's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're telling me you're still the same.
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign?
Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you telling me to sit aside
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign
Snoop Dogg Feat. Justin Timberlake's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you telling me you're circumcised?
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign?
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you turning me to suicide?
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign?
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blocking out casinos, breaking my mind
Original Lyrics:
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you even decide?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you read the sign?
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fine, fine, everything's fine
Original Lyrics:
Sign sign everywhere a sign
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch no UKV
You ain't supposed to be here
Original Lyrics:
Hey there mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not sure I like what I see
You'd better not f**k with me
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sure what I see
Cupid don't f**k with me
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judith, don't do that!
Original Lyrics:
Do this, don't do that!
Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juicy penis
Original Lyrics:
You'll see Venus
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now hey you, Mr. Tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Now hey you Mister, can't you read?
Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're telling me to sit aside.
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign?
Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She bites my tongue, my Capone and the way I ball
Original Lyrics:
She likes my tone, my cologne and the way I roll
Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes my clothes, my cologne and the way I floss.
Original Lyrics:
She likes my tone, my cologne and the way I roll.
Snoop Dogg's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes my doughnut
Kakona the way I want!
Original Lyrics:
She likes my tone
My cologne and the way I roll.
5 Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
F*ckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs.
Knocking at my bakery baking my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my minds.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
Blocking out the scenery, raping my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
F***in' up the scenery, freakin' my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
Blockin' off the scenery, breakin' my mind.
Tesla's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
F***ing up the scenery, breaking up my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I took of my Hef
Original Lyrics:
So I took off my hat
As in Playboy founder Hugh Hefner
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tourists don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
Original Lyrics:
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
I like my version better
Creed's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know sex cells
Original Lyrics:
We all know sex sells
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
When someone said, 'Long live freaky people, we'll all oblige'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't supposed to sleep here
Original Lyrics:
You ain't supposed to be here
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta have a certain tie to get a seat.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
Five Man Electrical Band's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you look like so fine of standing young man.
I think you do.
So I took off my hat, I said Maggie May.
He would be working for you.
Original Lyrics:
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man.
I think you'll do.
So I took off my hat, I said imagine that.
Huh! Me working for you.

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