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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Signs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said "Won't be freaky"
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said "Long hair freaky"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said anyone caught dressed pacifist
Would be shot on sight.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said anyone caught trespassin'
Would be shot on site.
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people eating apple pie.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply.
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people
Eat all the pies.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long-haired freaky people
Need not apply.
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long live the freaky people
Being up together.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people
Need not apply.
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people, keep God in mind'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
Misheard Lyrics:
And the song said, 'Ordinary freaky people
Can't multiply'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people
Need not apply'.
Misheard Lyrics:
And the wine said, 'Don't eat any people, eat apple pie!'
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply.'
Snoop Dogg's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're telling me you're still the same.
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign?
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you telling me to sit aside
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you telling me you're circumcised?
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign?
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you turning me to suicide?
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign?
Misheard Lyrics:
Juicy penis
Original Lyrics:
You'll see Venus
Misheard Lyrics:
Now hey you, Mr. Tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Now hey you Mister, can't you read?
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're telling me to sit aside.
Original Lyrics:
Are you telling me this is a sign?
Misheard Lyrics:
She bites my tongue, my Capone and the way I ball
Original Lyrics:
She likes my tone, my cologne and the way I roll
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes my clothes, my cologne and the way I floss.
Original Lyrics:
She likes my tone, my cologne and the way I roll.
Snoop Dogg's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes my doughnut
Kakona the way I want!
Original Lyrics:
She likes my tone
My cologne and the way I roll.
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs.
Knocking at my bakery baking my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my minds.
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
F***in' up the scenery, freakin' my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
Blockin' off the scenery, breakin' my mind.
Tesla's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
F***ing up the scenery, breaking up my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind.
Misheard Lyrics:
Tourists don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
Original Lyrics:
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
I like my version better
Creed's, "Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know sex cells
Original Lyrics:
We all know sex sells
Misheard Lyrics:
When someone said, 'Long live freaky people, we'll all oblige'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta have a certain tie to get a seat.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you look like so fine of standing young man.
I think you do.
So I took off my hat, I said Maggie May.
He would be working for you.
Original Lyrics:
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man.
I think you'll do.
So I took off my hat, I said imagine that.
Huh! Me working for you.

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