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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Show Me Love that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Robyn's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always been told that I've got too much to ride.
Original Lyrics:
Always been told that I've got too much pride.
Robyn's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always been told that I've got too much to write
Original Lyrics:
Always been told that I've got too much pride
Robin S's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really need a lover, a lover that wants to be dead
It's been so long since I touched a walking hand
OR
It's been so long since I touched your rotten head
OR
It's been so long since I touched your rotting head
OR
It's been so long since I touched your rotten hair
(Later)
Come with your heart in your hair because my love is guaranteed
OR
Come with your hand in your hair because my love is guaranteed
(Later)
I don't want no face, don't want no funky
It's been so long since I touched a walking hand
OR
It's been so long since I touched your rotten head
OR
It's been so long since I touched your rotting head
OR
It's been so long since I touched your rotten hair
(Later)
Come with your heart in your hair because my love is guaranteed
OR
Come with your hand in your hair because my love is guaranteed
(Later)
I don't want no face, don't want no funky
Original Lyrics:
I really need a lover, a lover that wants to be there
It's been so long since I touched a wanting hand
(Later)
Come with your heart in your hands because my love is guaranteed
(Later)
I don't want no fakes, don't want no phony
It's been so long since I touched a wanting hand
(Later)
Come with your heart in your hands because my love is guaranteed
(Later)
I don't want no fakes, don't want no phony
Robin S.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're looking for devotion, torture me
Come with your hands in your head
Come with your hands in your head
Original Lyrics:
If you're looking for devotion, talk to me
Come with your heart in your hands
Come with your heart in your hands
Robin S.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been so long since I touched your rotting hands.
or
It's been so long since I've touched a walking head.
or
It's been so long since I've touched a walking head.
Original Lyrics:
It's been so long since I touched your wanting hands.
t.a.T.u.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me love 'til it fits in my Porsche.
Original Lyrics:
Show me love 'til it's inside my pores.
Tatu's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me love till it's inside my Porsche.
Original Lyrics:
Show me love till it's inside my pores.
Tatu's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me love, show me love
'Til I'm hard-boiled.
'Til I'm hard-boiled.
Original Lyrics:
Show me love, show me love,
'Til I'm up off the floor.
'Til I'm up off the floor.
T.A.T.U.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me love, show me love
Every hall that I want!
or
Every w**re that I want!
Every hall that I want!
or
Every w**re that I want!
Original Lyrics:
Show me love, show me love
Give me all that I want!
Give me all that I want!
Tatu's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me love, show me love
Til' it lives on my porch.
Til' it lives on my porch.
Original Lyrics:
Show me love, show me love
Til' it's inside my pores.
Til' it's inside my pores.
Tatu's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me love
'Til I'm hard-boiled or more.
'Til I'm hard-boiled or more.
Original Lyrics:
Show me love
'till I'm up off the floor.
'till I'm up off the floor.
Tatu's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Staring at your father grave
Everything now in the past
Everything now in the past
Original Lyrics:
Staring at your photograph
Everything now in the past
Everything now in the past
Tatu's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This was a laxative, not the kind for seven cents.
Original Lyrics:
This was an accident, not the kind where sirens sound.
t.A.T.u.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This was a nice attempt.
Original Lyrics:
This was an accident.
Tatu's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This was an laxative
Not the kind for seven cents.
Not the kind for seven cents.
Original Lyrics:
This was accident
Not the kind where sirens sound.
Not the kind where sirens sound.
Tatu's, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This world is a nasty place
Not the kind where silence sounds.
Not the kind where silence sounds.
Original Lyrics:
This was accident
Not the kind where sirens sound.
Not the kind where sirens sound.
Robin S.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to show me Rolos
Original Lyrics:
You got to show me love
Robin S.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to show me more
Original Lyrics:
You got to show me love
Robin S.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to show me up
Original Lyrics:
You got to show me love
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