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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Shortest Straw that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Japanese, ping ping ping
Original Lyrics:
Deepening, Deafening
Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Japanese, ring ding ding
Original Lyrics:
Deepening, Deafening
Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
My throat is raw.
Original Lyrics:
The shortest straw
Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul Destroyer!
Original Lyrics:
the shortest straw
Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bird will go if you pay
Original Lyrics:
In vertigo you will be
Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The soda straw I make poo for you
Original Lyrics:
The shortest straw has been pulled for you.
Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The soda straw has been pulled for you.
Original Lyrics:
The shortest straw has been pulled for you.
Metallica's, "Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sword is drawn, has been pulled for you.
Original Lyrics:
The shortest straw has been pulled for you.
Metallica's, "The Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deafening painstaking reckoning this bullet through my brain
Original Lyrics:
Deafening painstaking reckoning this vertigo it doth bring
Metallica's, "The Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll sure destroy that pimple for you
Original Lyrics:
The shortest straw has been pulled for you
Metallica's, "The Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
My throat is raw.
Original Lyrics:
The shortest straw
Metallica's, "The Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shore to straw
Original Lyrics:
The shortest straw
Metallica's, "The Shortest Straw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The b*****s has begun
Oppressive damage done.
Original Lyrics:
The fallout has begun
Oppressive damage done.

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