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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Shoplifters Of The World Unite that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child molesters of the world unite and take over.
Original Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world unite and take over.
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate wafers of the world
unite and take over
unite and take over
Original Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world
unite and take over
unite and take over
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chopped livers of the world unite and take over
Original Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world unite and take over
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chopped livers of the worm
Original Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learn to love me
As some bolden ways.
As some bolden ways.
Original Lyrics:
Learn to love me
Assemble the ways.
Assemble the ways.
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharp Blisters of the World you and I can take over
Original Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world unite and take over
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirt lifters of the world
Unite and take over.
Unite and take over.
Original Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over.
Unite and take over.
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take cover
or
Shopfitters of the world, unite and take over
or
Shopfitters of the world, unite and take over
Original Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world, you nighn't take over. (as in "need not")
Original Lyrics:
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over.
The Smiths', "Shoplifters Of The World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you love me?
Original Lyrics:
Learn to love me.
The Smiths', "Shoplifters of the World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
My only weakness is a list of crimes
Original Lyrics:
My only weakness is a listed crime
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