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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Shakedown Cruise that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jay Ferguson's, "Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boys, you want some s**x?
You can squeeze the sails,
you can lick the dicks
Original Lyrics:
Hey boys, you want some *s**x?
You can squeeze the sails,
You can lick the decks
I guess the real lyrics are sort of PG-13, but not as bad as we thought.
Jay Ferguson's, "Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze yourselves, you can lick your dicks."
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks."
Jay Ferguson's, "Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, 'You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the di--s' (nickname for Richard)
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, 'You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks.'

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