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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Scarborough Fair that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair?
Pass the stage, rosemary, and Tom.
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Hardly safe for Mary and John.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
I see strangers marry in time
Remember me 'til one who leaves there
She once was a true love of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to scarred up affair?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to the Scarborough Fair?
Horse sweet hay rows merry and time.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they say sweet Mary and tides
Original Lyrics:
Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parcly say draws Mary and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Park Ave. suites, angels, Mandy and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, & thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsely saved Rosemary in time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley grows both merry and bright.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley sage grow merry and bright
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley sage grows merry in time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley sage grows merry with time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley saved Rosemary and died.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley savings merry and time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley's Angels: Mary and Tom.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, grow merry with time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage grows merry in time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rose merry and time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and Tom.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, was nearly on time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Partially stage rolls merry in time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Partly saged was Mary and I.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
She once was Attila the Hun.
Original Lyrics:
She once was a true love of mine.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
She once was a trollop of mine.
Original Lyrics:
She once was a true love of mine.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps on a willow all cloudy and calm
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of a cloud in the storm.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to knit me a brand new red shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a Camembert shirt
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a camel hair shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a candle, break chapter.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a candlewick shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cannibal shirt
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a candle and shirt
or
Tell her to make me a cattle red shirt
or
Tell her to make me a cattle red shirt
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a deep tallow shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a forest green shed.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to meet me in a calender truck
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the Virgin Mary and child
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

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