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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Kenny Rogers', "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they won't send the needs of a woman your age, Ruby I realize.
Original Lyrics:
And the wants and the needs of a woman your age, Ruby I realize.
Kenny Rogers And The First Edition's, "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't me who didn't pay that crazy Asian whore.
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't me who started that crazy Asian war.
Kenny Rogers', "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warts on the knees of a woman your age
Original Lyrics:
The wants and needs of a woman your age
Kenny Rogers', "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I could move I'd get my cunning putter in the ground
Original Lyrics:
And if I could move I'd get my gun and put her in the ground
First Edition's, "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a six, turn around
Original Lyrics:
For God's sake, turn around

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