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And they won't send the needs of a woman your age, Ruby I realize.
And the wants and the needs of a woman your age, Ruby I realize.
It wasn't me who didn't pay that crazy Asian whore.
It wasn't me who started that crazy Asian war.
The warts on the knees of a woman your age
The wants and needs of a woman your age
And if I could move I'd get my cunning putter in the ground
And if I could move I'd get my gun and put her in the ground
I got a six, turn around
For God's sake, turn around
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