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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Right Now that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Van Halen's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop ahead, don't stop behind.
Original Lyrics:
One step ahead, one step behind me.
Van Halen's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna wait for a moron
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow
Akon's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make love like that na na
Original Lyrics:
I want to make up right now na na
I feel that this misheard lyric shows the desire for the human person to truly make sexual intimacy an expression of authentic love, a true communion of persons rather just bodies. The Pastoral Constitution on the Church in the Modern World - Gadium et. Spes states that ". . .that man, who is the only creature on earth which God willed for itself, cannot fully find himself except through a sincere gift of himself" (24). Once a couple understands what is a truly holy marriage will they be able to discover a fulfilling sexual life. This is not accomplished through sexual manuals, pornography or Dr. Ruth.
Van Halen's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't procrastinate it
or
It's masturbating!
or
It's masturbating!
Original Lyrics:
It's what's happening!
Van Halen's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick some a**, boy
Do it right, here and now!
Original Lyrics:
Catch a magic moment
Do it right here and now!
Jeanette's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicked you out, I'm going to bed right now.
Original Lyrics:
Kicked you out, and don't look back right now.
SR-71's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me down to Louisiana
Original Lyrics:
Knock me down til we see eye to eye
SR-71's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me down to wee-see-ida
Original Lyrics:
Knock me down till we see eye to eye
Van Halen's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate, you lose your rhythm.
Original Lyrics:
Miss the beat, you lose the rhythm.
Van Halen's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate
And lose the rhythm.
Original Lyrics:
Miss the beat
And lose the rhythm.
Van Halen's, "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You lose a river
Original Lyrics:
You lose the rhythm
Right now maybe we should pay attention to the lyrics (according to the video).

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