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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Purple Stain that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Purple Stain"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's two feet and I'm the patent
Original Lyrics:
She's too free and I'm the patient
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Purple Stain"
Misheard Lyrics:
To finger bang is not a sin
I put my mega finger in
Your mothers butt is what I win
Original Lyrics:
To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Purple Stain"
Misheard Lyrics:
To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
your monkey butt is what I win
Original Lyrics:
To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win

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