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Cripple cracked Al Pacino
Whip boy crack
Don't infect me with your poor raisin
I pull it in my china shop
When I turn round you stay
Frozen to the spot.
Don't infect me with your poison
A bull in a china shop
When I turn round you stay frozen to the spot.
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