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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Private Dancer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
American Express will do, and I'll sleep with you.
American Express will do, and I'll sleep with you.
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Douche marks are dollars
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duck marks the dollars.
Original Lyrics:
Deutschmarks or dollars
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make a million dollars
Got a lemon by the sea
Got a lemon by the sea
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
I wanna live out by the sea
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not Richard Branson
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Irish dancer
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your bridal cancer,
a cancer for money
a cancer for money
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer,
a dancer for money
a dancer for money
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your pirate dancer
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your primate dancer
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer,
I dance on your privates
I dance on your privates
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer,
A dancer for money
A dancer for money
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
I dance off your money.
I dance off your money.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money.
A dancer for money.
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m your childish dancer
Original Lyrics:
I’m your private dancer
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a silent dancer
Original Lyrics:
Just a private dancer
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lost a dollar
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on the money
Original Lyrics:
You keep your mind on the money
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. private dancer
Original Lyrics:
Just a private dancer
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pride of a dancer, a dancer for money.
Original Lyrics:
Private dancer, a dancer for money.
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stretch marks a dollar
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stretch marks for dollars
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's worth a dollar
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't think of them as women.
Original Lyrics:
You don't think of them as human.
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep your eye on the money
Original Lyrics:
You keep your mind on the money
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