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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Postman Pat that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Ken Barrie's, "Postman Pat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Early in the morning,
Just as gays are yawning
Original Lyrics:
Early in the morning,
Just as day is dawning
Rick Wakeman's, "Postman Pat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like that, I don't like that
Chris Ellaby, no, he don't like that.
Original Lyrics:
Postman Pat, postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
Ken Barrie's, "Postman Pat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, he's a stupid tw*t.
Original Lyrics:
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

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