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Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little gavel and it's fun when you're with me
Original Lyrics:
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-bonker face, b-b-bonker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-booger bass, b-b-booger bass
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-buttf*cker face, b-buttf*cker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beddy bye, beddy bye
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye-bye-bye poker face, bye-bye poker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we fly? can we fly?
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we my can we my
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you believe I broke her face?
She just got hit with a bottle
I f***in broke her face.
I f***ed up her face.
She just got hit with a bottle
I f***in broke her face.
I f***ed up her face.
Original Lyrics:
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
P-p-p-poker face.
P-p-poker face.
She's got me like nobody
P-p-p-poker face.
P-p-poker face.
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't read minds, can't read minds, no we can't read minds...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my Poker Face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
No he can't read my Poker Face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remind, can't remind
No, can't remind me of my Poker Face
No, can't remind me of my Poker Face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my Poker Face
No he can't read my Poker Face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't reply, can't reply, no we can't read or write
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie's blind, Carrie's blind
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried my, carried my, no he can't breathe in my, poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrot mine, carrot mine
Don't wanna breathe in my poker face
Don't wanna breathe in my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read mine, can't read mine
No, he can't read my poker face
No, he can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry blind, carry blind...
No he can't read my poker face.
No he can't read my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
No he can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry blind, carry blind
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry mind, carry mind, no can't breathe on my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry my, carry my, no he'll carry my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry my,
Carry my,
No we can't breed in my poker face
Carry my,
No we can't breed in my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my,
can't read my,
no he can't read my poker face.
can't read my,
no he can't read my poker face.
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheney's got me like nobody
Original Lyrics:
She has got me like nobody
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry pie, cherry pie . . .
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my . . .
Until I saw this on a karaoke screen one time, I swear it had something to do with cherry pie!
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry pie, cherry pie
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting flies, counting flies
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie Pie, Cutie Pie, No he can't read my Poker Face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, No he can't read my Poker Face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie mark, cutie mark!
No one can breed all over the place.
No one can breed all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my Poker Face.
No he can't read my Poker Face.
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie pie, Cutie pie, now we can read about outer space.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie pie, cutie pie...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck-f*ck-f*ck-f*ck your face, f*ck-f*ck-f*ck your face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fu-Fu-Fu Fucker Face, Fu-Fu Fucker Face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy back, hairy back, no he can't read my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't ready my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here it weiss (vah-ih-s), here it weiss,
No he can't read my poker face
or
Hear it weiss, here it weiss
No he can't read my poker face
No he can't read my poker face
or
Hear it weiss, here it weiss
No he can't read my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will kill and I'll hooked you and mug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chicken in a casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm bold
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chicken in a casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm bold
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will tell you that I love you
Just to hug you
'Cause I'm lumpin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-you girlin'
Just to hug you
'Cause I'm lumpin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-you girlin'
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Just to touch you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue conin'
Just to touch you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue conin'
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get him hard, show him what I got.
Original Lyrics:
I'll get him hot, show him what I got.
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get him high, show him what a guy
Original Lyrics:
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hit him hard, show him what I got
Original Lyrics:
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my lovely Cullen
Original Lyrics:
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I, might f*** her face, I might f*** her face...
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face, Pa-pa-poker face...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a chick a casino
Take your pay before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check the Jin Kazama
Take your pay before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check the Jin Kazama
Original Lyrics:
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a chicken I can't see your dick
Original Lyrics:
Just like a chick in the casino
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a chicken, the casino
Original Lyrics:
Just like a chick in the casino
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like chicken in Casino
Original Lyrics:
Just like a chick in the casino
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing my, killing my...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at it, look at it..
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
My my my Booker Bass, my my Booker Bass
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-Poker Face, Pa-pa-Poker Face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Poker face
F-F-F*** her face!
F-F-F*** her face!
Original Lyrics:
P-P-P-Poker face
P-P-Poker face!
P-P-Poker face!
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-f*ck her face, p-p-f*ck her face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poke her face p-p-f*ck her face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poke her face, P-p-poke her face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poke her face, br-br-broken face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-pucker face, p-p-pucker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-f*ck her face!
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-poker face
Oh my lawd...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
PewDiePie, PewDiePie
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
PewdiePie, PewdiePie
No, we can't read him by the poker face
No, we can't read him by the poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
No, he can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie,
No, he can't read my poker face.
No, he can't read my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
No, he can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Restroom Roulette is not the same without a gun
Original Lyrics:
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a Lego body
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a limo buddy
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to love nobody
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta love nobody
Original Lyrics:
She has got me like nobody
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheen's got me like nobody
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shiny lemons underwater
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your paper where I pay you well
Original Lyrics:
Take your bank before I pay you out
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me ma, tell me ma, so he can't read my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't mine, you ain't mine, no one could read in my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be fine, you'll be fine
Unless you pump up the bass.
Unless you pump up the bass.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
No he can't read my poker face
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
p-p-p poker face p-p poker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face f-f fuck her face
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