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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Personal Jesus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Marilyn Manson's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleach out the cum stains
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bottom of the liver, you know I'm a forgiver.
Original Lyrics:
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, national, cheeses.
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Creatures from space
Original Lyrics:
Reach out, touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling alone when you're on your own
Passionate with the elephant
Pick up the receiver I'll make you a believe-all
Things are the best put you to the test
Thing of the truth I need to confess
I will deliver you down at the gay bar
Original Lyrics:
Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flashing back by the telephone
Original Lyrics:
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flesh and bone, but it's elephant
Original Lyrics:
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fletch and Gore by the telephone.
Original Lyrics:
Flesh and bone by the telephone.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want Lydia to know I won't forgive her.
Original Lyrics:
I will deliver you know I'm a forgiver.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was living in the hall of a gay bar.
Original Lyrics:
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't tell Lydia 'No!'; I'll forgive her.
Original Lyrics:
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerome, Ursula, Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus touch me
Original Lyrics:
Reach out touch faith
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on, touch me.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Personal by the telephone
Original Lyrics:
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Preacher touched me.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rachel touched me.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ray Charles touched me.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch base
or
Reach out and lick face
or
Reach out and lick face
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch Dave
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch Frank.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch base.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch face.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Marilyn Manson's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch fame.
or
Reach out and touch face.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch me, Thief!
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch me.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Marilyn Manson's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch me.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch space.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out, F***face!
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out, suck face
Original Lyrics:
Reach out, touch faith
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out, touch me
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Retarded f***face!
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Retards from space
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Retards of Spain
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Retards of space
Original Lyrics:
Reach out, touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard Gasquet
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard and Daphne
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard, touch face.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard, touch faith.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Marilyn Manson's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard, touch me!
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard, touch me
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone to feel your breasts
Someone to kiss
Original Lyrics:
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone took the weed off the grass,
Someone to tell
Original Lyrics:
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone who has idiot friends
Original Lyrics:
Someone to hear your prayers
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
We shall touch face.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out, touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, your own versatile cheeses.
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya'll like brain for dinner ya know I'm a force feeder.
Original Lyrics:
I will deliver you know I'm a forgiver.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You run fast enough, Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You run faster now, Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You run, pass it on Jesus
Someone to be your friend
Someone who cares
You run, pass it on Jesus
Someone to be your friend
Someone who's there
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your own personal Cheez-Its
Someone to feed your friends
Something Gruyere
Reach out and touch taste!!
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Reach out and touch faith.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to be oppressed.
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to feel your breasts.
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to feel your breasts
Someone to kiss.
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there.
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your own personal pizzas
Original Lyrics:
Your own personal Jesus
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your round, personal Cheez-Its
Original Lyrics:
Your own, personal Jesus

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