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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pathetic that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blink 182's, "Pathetic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'm pathetic, a fortune, she spent it,
a new bong she smoked when I drove her home
Original Lyrics:
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
Blink 182's, "Pathetic"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I gave you a duck
There would be nothing for me to screw.
Original Lyrics:
If I gave a f***
There would be nothing for me to do.

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