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I know I'm pathetic, a fortune, she spent it,
a new bong she smoked when I drove her home
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
If I gave you a duck
There would be nothing for me to screw.
If I gave a f***
There would be nothing for me to do.
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