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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paranoid that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
'SOS,' you hear these words.
Original Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
A**hole as you hear these words.
Original Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words 'til in you now I want my steak.
Original Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words now telling you I hop on my skates
Original Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words now telling you now of my state
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words telling you now
I want my steak.
I want my steak.
Original Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words telling you
Now of my state.
Now of my state.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you from my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Occupy my brain.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill is with my woman.
Original Lyrics:
finished with my woman
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me knock to find my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me thank you for my brain?
or
Can you help me f*** you for my brain?
or
Can you help me f*** you for my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? I thought you were my brain
or
Can you help me? Cut you from my brain.
or
Can you help me? Are you for my brain?
or
Can you help me? What has got my brain?
or
Can you help me, help me find my brain?
or
Can you help me, help me find my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me, not to blow my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me, occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me, or do you want my brain?
or
Can you help me, or are you on my brain?
or
Can you help me, or are you on my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me, occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me, thought you were my friend
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me, occupy brain
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? 'Thought you were my friend!
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Some lyric sites have these as the correct lyrics.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? Are you for my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you help me occupy my brain?
In concert, Ronnie James Dio used to sing "Thought you were my friend" That was totally wrong. We loved Ronnie anyway. RIP
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? F***?! Your mama's brain!
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? I can't find my brain.
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Actually, I like my version better *grin*
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? I'll give up my brain!
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? Thought you were my friend.
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Megadeth's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? Won't you f*** my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me?
Drop some window pane?
Drop some window pane?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me
Occupy my brain?
Occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me?
Must you spoil my brain?
Must you spoil my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me?
I thought you were my friend.
I thought you were my friend.
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me
Occupy my brain?
Occupy my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help, are you for my brain
Original Lyrics:
Can you help, occupy my brain
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did it with my woman
'cause she couldn't help me with my might
'cause she couldn't help me with my might
Original Lyrics:
Finished with my woman
'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Esso Extra really works.
Original Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words.
Esso Extra was a heavily advertised brand of petrol in the 60s/70s.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k you from the grave
Original Lyrics:
Occupy my brain
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck you, find my brain!
Original Lyrics:
Can you find my brain?
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finished with my woman 'cos she wouldn't help me with my bike.
Original Lyrics:
Finished with my woman 'cos she wouldn't help me with my mind.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finished with my woman touching
Nothing seems to satisfy.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
Original Lyrics:
Finished with my woman 'cause
She wouldn't help me with my mind.
She wouldn't help me with my mind.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finished with my woman
'Cause she couldn't help me win my fights.
'Cause she couldn't help me win my fights.
Original Lyrics:
Finished with my woman
'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finished with my woman
'Cause she couldn't help me with my life.
'Cause she couldn't help me with my life.
Original Lyrics:
Finished with my woman
'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't see the things that make through happiness a lonely life.
Original Lyrics:
I don't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you to end your life.
Original Lyrics:
I tell you to enjoy life.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you to end your life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I wish I could but it's too late.
Original Lyrics:
I tell you to en-joy life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I wish I could but it's too late.
Clear proof that you only need a coupla chords to make a great song, although the live version with Randy completely blows the original away.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you to end your life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I wish I could but it's too late.
Original Lyrics:
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I wish I could but it's too late.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you to end your life
Original Lyrics:
I tell you to enjoy life
Garbage's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm proud of you babe
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm paranoid
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to end your life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I wish I could but it's too late.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I wish I could but it's too late.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I tell you to end your life
I wish I could perambulate.
I wish I could perambulate.
Original Lyrics:
Now I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I wish I could but it's too late.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I tell you to end your life
I wish I could but it's too late
I wish I could but it's too late
Original Lyrics:
Now I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late
I wish I could but it's too late
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
People think I say mean things
Because I am frowning all the time.
Because I am frowning all the time.
Original Lyrics:
People think I'm insane
Because I am frowning all the time.
Because I am frowning all the time.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
People think I'm insane 'cause I'm proud and over-tight.
Original Lyrics:
People think I'm insane 'cause I'm frowning all the time.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
People think I'm insane because I am drowning overtime
Original Lyrics:
People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
People think I'm insane because I am drowning overtime
Original Lyrics:
People think that I'm insame because I am frowning all the time
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
People think I'm insane
Because I eat brownies all the time. or
Because I am Browning all the time.
Because I eat brownies all the time. or
Because I am Browning all the time.
Original Lyrics:
People think I'm insane
Because I am frowning all the time.
Because I am frowning all the time.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
People think I'm insane
Because I'm growling overtime.
Because I'm growling overtime.
Original Lyrics:
People think I'm insane
Because I am frowning all the time.
Because I am frowning all the time.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
People, they've got means in me 'cause I am prowding overtime.
Original Lyrics:
People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
S.O.S. you hear these words telling you now I walk life straight.
I tell you too with your life
I wish I could put a new light.
I tell you too with your life
I wish I could put a new light.
Original Lyrics:
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state.
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spanish little woman
Original Lyrics:
Finished with my woman
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I slapped my woman
'Cause she couldn't cook my biscuits right.
'Cause she couldn't cook my biscuits right.
Original Lyrics:
Finished with my woman
'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to perseve by
or
Think I look like I did right or find something to modify.
or
Think I look like I did right or find something to modify.
Original Lyrics:
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to falsify.
If I don't find something to falsify.
Original Lyrics:
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify.
If I don't find something to pacify.
Black Sabbath's, "Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you help me? Thought you were my friend!
Original Lyrics:
Won't you help me occupy my brain?
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