Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> P -> Panic

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Panic that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the DJ, and the DJ, and the DJ

or
Hind the DJ, hind the DJ, hind the DJ
Original Lyrics:
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I wander to my cell
Original Lyrics:
As I wonder to myself
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang the DJ
Bang the DJ
Bang the DJ.
Original Lyrics:
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hack the t-shirt, hack the t-shirt, hack the t-shirt!
Original Lyrics:
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ!
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang the b*stard D.J.
Original Lyrics:
Hang the blessed D.J.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hank the DJ, Hank the DJ, Hank the DJ.
Original Lyrics:
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopes may rise in the back mirror.
Original Lyrics:
Hopes may rise on the Grasmeres.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunt the DJ
Hunt the DJ
Hunt the DJ.
Original Lyrics:
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the DJ, I'm the DJ , I'm the DJ.
Original Lyrics:
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Panic on the streets of Cardiff.
Original Lyrics:
Panic on the streets of Carlisle.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pubs may rise on the Grasmeres.
Original Lyrics:
Hopes may rise on the Grasmeres.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pubs may rise on the grass mill.
Original Lyrics:
Hopes may rise on the Grasmeres.
The Smiths', "Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lean side of beef, it just slips down
Original Lyrics:
The Leeds side-streets that you slip down
Morrissey is an ardent vegetarian. He once sang a song called "Meat is Murder" that decried the practice of eating meat. It would be hilarious if the writer of "Meat is Murder" secretly appreciated the virtues of a well-prepared prime rib.

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Singles album at Amazon.com

Louder Than Bombs album at Amazon.com

Meat Is Murder album at Amazon.com

The Smiths album at Amazon.com

Hatful of Hollow album at Amazon.com

Strangeways, Here We Come album at Amazon.com

The Best of the Smiths, Vol. 1 album at Amazon.com

The Best of the Smiths, Vol. 2 album at Amazon.com

The Very Best of the Smiths album at Amazon.com
 
 
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