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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Week that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
3 days in the livin' room
Original Lyrics:
3 days since the living room
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mechanic guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, you soon will
Original Lyrics:
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, well, you soon will
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bert Kaempfurt's got the man tits.
Original Lyrics:
Bert Kaempfurt's got the mad hits.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birch master stadium, home, Hammurabi
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bridge Masterdiem, home of the Robbie.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butch Master D and Home of the Rabe
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Most of my friends heard the same thing, or similar
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken from China the Chinese chicken.
You have a drumstick and your brain starts stickin'.
Original Lyrics:
Chickity China the Chinese chicken.
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken vagina, the chinese chicken
Original Lyrics:
Chick-ity China, the Chinese chicken.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken, like vanilla is the finest of the flavors
Original Lyrics:
Shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickeny China, a Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your drain stops stickin'.
Original Lyrics:
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get into my Salimu 'cause that car too has got the boom and amoeba that make me think of home team.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get some better bubs know that guy with tiny knubs
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get some better clubs you know the kind with tiny knubs
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold it now and play it like Bela Fleck.
Original Lyrics:
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my thumb, and kiss my Ferrari.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home of Ferrari
Original Lyrics:
Home of the Robbie
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home of the rhombi
Original Lyrics:
Home of the Robbie
'Rhombi' is the unofficial plural of 'rhombus,' which is a quadrilateral (4-sided shape) with four sides of equal length.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, off to Raleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Home of the Robbie
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot like Gustabi with a Busta Rhymes.
Original Lyrics:
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I find my homies and we brush through
Original Lyrics:
You try to hold me but I bust through
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to piss myself constantly.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to piss myself in the street.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to tickle my number sleeve.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wiggle my mind constantly.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wiggle my number sleeve
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have the tendency of wearing my nubber sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope the Boogie Man's in this one
Original Lyrics:
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope the pokemon's in this one
Original Lyrics:
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope the smokey manson is the one
Original Lyrics:
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you saw me with Busta Rhymes
Original Lyrics:
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like a stinkin' naked chick.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to see a naked chick.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to stick a naked chick.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a puddle,
can't understand what I mean,
well you soon will.
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at dog puddle,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will.
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funnel,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will!
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funnel,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will!
Original Lyrics:
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral
Can't understand why the dead can't live a little
Original Lyrics:
I'm the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, well, soon you will
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll still be two days 'til we say wasabi.
Original Lyrics:
It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's two-ten to week and hope for the Raleigh
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keanu Reeves films
Original Lyrics:
(O)kay I don't make films.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keanu, make films.
Original Lyrics:
Okay I don't make films
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kirk Cameron's got the main hills.
or
Kirk Cameron's got the main hits.
Original Lyrics:
Bert Kaempfurt's got the mad hits.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's watch TV and home-buff the rabbi.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I've got my tan trick
Like Snickers, guaranteed to terrify.
Original Lyrics:
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa Ed McMahon films,
Keanu make films,
but if I did they'd have a samurai
Original Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa I make mad films,
'kay I don't make films,
but if I did they'd have a samurai
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa and McMann films
Original Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa, I make matte films
Original Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Sting I'm tantric,
My stick is guaranteed to satisfy
Original Lyrics:
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Sting I'm tantric
My stink is guaranteed to satisfy.
Original Lyrics:
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like sneakers guaranteed to satisfy
Original Lyrics:
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like stickers guaranteed to satisfy
Original Lyrics:
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
R.S.V.P. at home of Harambi.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slimest of the flavors
Original Lyrics:
Finest of the flavors
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' hard to smile but while feelin' bad.
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile for a fuel man
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile when we feel bad
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two weeks, two days, two weeks and I'm sorry.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
With Paula Mason.
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
"dans la maison" is French for "in the house"
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
With all our mates round.
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with the lights on
When Donna Reed's on
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files, with no lights on
With Donald Faison
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-files with the lights on,
with Donna Maison
Original Lyrics:
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
we're dans la maison
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Don LaMay's on
Original Lyrics:
We're dans la maison
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Donald Faison
Original Lyrics:
We're dans la maison.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
With all amaze on.
Original Lyrics:
We're dans la maison.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
You try my homie, but I bust you.
Original Lyrics:
You try to hold me, but I bust through.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll think you're looking at Apple Man.
or
You'll think you're looking at half a man.
Original Lyrics:
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're looking like Pac-Man.
Original Lyrics:
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.

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