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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Objection (Tango) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Attention, I have a yeast infection.
Original Lyrics:
So objection I don't wanna be the exception.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can try to rehearse it
Or dream like a person
Don't you carrel on me
Oh, don't you carrel on me, boys.
Original Lyrics:
But you can try it, rehearse it
Or train like a horse
But don't you count on me
Don't you count on me, boy.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
God's busy dancing tango.
Original Lyrics:
Got dizzy dancing tango.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got busy dancing tango.
Original Lyrics:
Got dizzy dancing tango.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to fart in your hands again.
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling apart in your hands again.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knock your mother, but you don't even bother.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not your mother, but you don't even bother.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you for free
And I knock your mother
But you don't even bother.
Original Lyrics:
I love you for free
And I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm farting in your hands again
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling apart in your hands again
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's pathetic, it's a dyke
It's sadistic, it's a kite.
Original Lyrics:
This is pathetic and sardonic
It's sadistic and psychotic.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next to cheap Salazar, I look liminal.
Original Lyrics:
Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more.
Original Lyrics:
Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Objection, I don't wanna use protection.
Original Lyrics:
So objection, I don't wanna be the exception.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Objection, I don't want to have election
or
Injection, I don't want to get an injection
or
Infections, I don't wanna get an infection
or
Protection, with you I use protection
or
Elections! I can't wait for elections.
or
Protection, I don't want to use protection.
or
Objection, I don't want a big infection.
Original Lyrics:
So objection, I don't wanna be the exception.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't live in bubble.
Original Lyrics:
You don't even bother.
Shakira's, "Objection Tango"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a whiff! Get a whiff!
Original Lyrics:
Get away! Get away!
Shakira's, "Objection Tango"
Misheard Lyrics:
Objection, I'm tired of this fruit mango.
Original Lyrics:
Objection, I'm tired of this triangle.

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