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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for No Surprises that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
A job that slowly kills you
Bruce says that won't heal.
Original Lyrics:
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal.
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
A job that slowly kills you
Who says that won't heal?
Original Lyrics:
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal.
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me out of here.
Original Lyrics:
Get me out of here.
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a choir lava
Lampshade of government ox hide.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake some carbon monoxide
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is full of like a lampshade
Original Lyrics:
A heart that's full up like a landfill
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
No ally's and no surprises
Original Lyrics:
No alarms and no surprises
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
No lamps and no surprises
or
No laughs and no surprises
Original Lyrics:
No alarms and no surprises
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one likes a gnome, surprise me.
Original Lyrics:
No alarms and no surprises
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one loves to know surprises.
Original Lyrics:
No alarms and no surprises
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussies that walk in
Original Lyrics:
Bruises that won't heal.
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salad, salad
Original Lyrics:
Silent, silent
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty abs and such a guard and
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty house and such a garden
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty ass and
such a pretty god and
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty house and
such a pretty garden
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty ass
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty house
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden
No alarms and no surprises
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty house and such a pretty God and
No alarms and no surprises
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my final fate.
Original Lyrics:
This is my final fit.
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look so tired after breakdown
Original Lyrics:
You look so tired unhappy: bring down

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