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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for No Such Thing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Welcome to the river', she said to me
Original Lyrics:
'Welcome to the real world', she said to me
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am invisible, I am invisible
As long as I can fly.
As long as I can fly.
Original Lyrics:
I am invincible, I am invincible
As long as I'm alive.
As long as I'm alive.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my 10 year reunion
I wanna beat up Dumbledore.
I wanna beat up Dumbledore.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion
I wanna bust out those double doors.
I wanna bust out those double doors.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my family reunion.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion.
I'm gonna bust out the double dongs.
I'm gonna bust out the double dongs.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my family reunion
I'm gonna bust down the double dogs.
I'm gonna bust down the double dogs.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the devil dogs.
I'm gonna bust out the devil dogs.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no sin sanity real one
Just to lie you've got to rise above.
Just to lie you've got to rise above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a mealworm
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a miracle.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a rail road
Just so I've got ride the bus.
Just so I've got ride the bus.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a railroad.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a ring worm
Just a lie we have to rise above.
Just a lie we have to rise above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a river.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a rumor.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a werewolf.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the rail road
Just so I've got to ride the bus.
Just so I've got to ride the bus.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the railroad.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
It's just a guy you've got to rise above.
It's just a guy you've got to rise above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
It's just a lie you've got to rise above.
It's just a lie you've got to rise above.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie to keep your eyes above.
Just a lie to keep your eyes above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you got to rise above.
Just a lie you got to rise above.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rent all the ho's of my high school.
Original Lyrics:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock through a hole to my high school.
Original Lyrics:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run from the house to my high school
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through onto my high school.
Original Lyrics:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls in my nightgown.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream and tumble my lungs.
I wanna scream and tumble my lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna un through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my preschool.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through the walls of my high school!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna scream when they talk about us.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to run through the walls of my high school.
Original Lyrics:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to thank the best of me.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think the best of me.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna bust out the devil dogs.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna bust down the double doors.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna bust out the donkey-tonk.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna bust down the double doors.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna die if I don't find a men's room,
I gonna scream at the top of my lungs.
I gonna scream at the top of my lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school,
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the railroad
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the real world
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
While in their memories, Italian tragedies
Original Lyrics:
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
While in their memories, telling tragedies
Original Lyrics:
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
While in their memories, tragic tragedies
Original Lyrics:
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
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