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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for No One Is To Blame that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you wonder
Angie wants you.
Original Lyrics:
And you want her
And she wants you.
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask directions in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
Aspirations in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain.
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Empty Water, Empty Water
Original Lyrics:
And you want her, and she wants you
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inch of water, inch of water.
Original Lyrics:
And you want her, and she wants you.
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Witchy water
Original Lyrics:
And she wants you.
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can do the dishes,
But you can't have a seat
Original Lyrics:
You can feel the cushions,
But you can't have a seat
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel the fishes, but you can't have the sea
You can dip your foot by the pool, but you can't have a swim
Original Lyrics:
You can feel the cushions, but you can't have a seat.
You can dip your foot by the pool, but you can't have a swim
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can look in the mirror
but you just can't see
Original Lyrics:
You can look at the menu
but you just can't eat
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tip people in the pool, but you can't have a swim
Original Lyrics:
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim.
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get to puke by the pool, but you can't have a swim
Original Lyrics:
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim
Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the bestest runner
but you're not allowed to sin
Original Lyrics:
You're the fastest runner
but you're not allowed to win
Howard Jones', "No One Is to Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
We weren't ever one.
Original Lyrics:
We want everyone.
Howard Jones', "No One Is to Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dick your foot in the poop
Original Lyrics:
You can dip your foot in the pool

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