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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Neutron Dance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've got to do is desperately.
Original Lyrics:
All I've got to do is just believe.
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the coloured people breathing filthy air.
Original Lyrics:
All the common people breathing filthy air.
Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the common people breathing every air.
Original Lyrics:
All the common people breathing filthy air.
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's hard to say
Just how soft drinks never change.
Original Lyrics:
And it's hard to say
Just how some things never change.
Soft drinks do change over time. Sodas can go flat if kept for a long period of time.
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there's a portico for me.
Original Lyrics:
I know there's a pot of gold for me.
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just Vernon, doin' the neutral dance
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the neutron dance
Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burnin' doin' the good time dance
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Neutron Dance.
Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning doing the Yuletide Dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning doing the Neutron Dance.
Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Mule Time Dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Neutron Dance.
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the New Time Dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Neutron Dance.
Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the noon time dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Neutron Dance.
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doing a new time dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doing a neutron dance.
Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so happy (Pee in my pants)
Original Lyrics:
I'm so happy (It's in my hands)
People don't typically pee their pants when they're happy, but they would if they were scared, or if there was no restroom nearby, and they had to go so badly they couldn't hold it.

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