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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Name Is Jonas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chicken car-zo-ni, all mine.
Original Lyrics:
A ticket cost only your mind.
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm carrying the Will
Thanks for all who've show up
This is how he will
Original Lyrics:
I am carrying the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us
This is how we feel
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like dramamine
When we couldn't find tea.
Original Lyrics:
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like family
planned conventionally.
Original Lyrics:
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Jonas
I'm curry in the whale.
Original Lyrics:
My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel.
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Wheat Field.
Original Lyrics:
My name is Wepeel.
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chicken cost only your mind.
or
The ticking clock's only your mind.
Original Lyrics:
A ticket cost only your mind.
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ticking clock sold me your mind.
Original Lyrics:
A ticket cost only your mind.
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The workers are growing old.
Original Lyrics:
The workers are going home.
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then go back to bed
Once but never again
Original Lyrics:
Things were better then
Once but never again
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonders are goin' on.
Original Lyrics:
Workers are goin' home.

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